batman447badcropSo, you’re lost in the jungle and a huge ape comes after you.  What do you do, hotshot, what do you do?  Why, offer him a Capri Sun drink of course!


You know something, if I was offered a drink from any member of the ape/monkey family, I’d turn them down.  But why, you ask?  Where’s the harm?


Aren’t these are the same animals that fling their own pooh at intruders and on occasion drink their own pee?  Food for thought, I suppose.


And what’s an ape doing with a sack full of Capri Sun drinks?  Does he have a sack full of lost hikers he stole the drinks from too?  Maybe those kids should keep on running.