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From Daredevil #29 comes one of the coolest ads I've ever
come across. Seriously, look at that thing, it's creepier than anything else going
on in the book it's in - and yet also quite charming. Sort of like My Pet Monster. If I had $1.25 back then I'd have bought it -
probably being seriously disappointed by whatever I got in the mail. The quotation marks around the word
"talk" isn't a good sign. It could just turn out to be a farting
whoopee cushion with a monster picture on it, but I do wonder what the
"special design instrument" is - that sounds ominous.
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ADVERSE ADS ARCHIVES (in no particular order, click on
the yellow text below to see the entry)
"Talking" Monster from Outer Space!
One of the Goofiest and Creepiest Captain
America ads you'll ever see!
BEM shows up!!! The lamest
superhero origin ever!
make good eating!
Folks loved their Wrestling
– even in the 1950s – and why not when wrestlers could build you a custom
kitchen and bar!
wondered where grade school teachers get their egg hatching equipment? Wonder
See the world’s smallest tool and
the only glove that can hold it!
Marvel Meets the Twinkie Master!
frustrating Godzilla Christmas Ornament ever!
Easter Eggs the Easy Way
This Naruto toy really is a gas!!!
the Dog is not just into action, but SUPER ACTION!!!
Hunting is for the
Two ads for the price of one! TV
hypnosis and Muscles? the Charles Atlas way!
Duraclean campaign leads with their best side!
Teach your kids how to drive with the
wonderful Classy Car Crashers!
says sexy like wearing those swim-proof lips!
Be taller NOW!
Betty (of Archie fame)
shills Psychodelic stuff.
I love my
HULK belt! It says HULK, has a HULK card
and…that’s about it.
unveils the dreaded FRUIT PIE ARROW!!!
How to write crappy paragraphs and make
money? Count me in!!!
Having trouble with the ladies? Try the HYPNOTIC CURE ALL!!!
Superman’s death for $2.50 (plus $1 postage) with Kryptonite rocks!!!
BANANA GEAR helps you SAVE THE WHOLE DAMN UNIVERSE!!!
your dead end job? Then pick up a comic
and enter the field of LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!
Finally become the envy of all
peeping Toms by getting the Spy All!!
My Hair! My Beautiful Hair!!! Curse you lousy, stinking bacteria!!!!
Ever want your own Van Dyke?
wonder how you’d look with 32 different hairstyles? Me neither.
Don’t know how to tell her
how you feel? Say it with Zolatron!
will never be the same after this ad!!
the Chia Pets that NASA Endorses!!
Joe meets the Six Million Dollar Atomic Knock Off!!
Crush your enemies
with your own 7 Foot Tall Robot!!
Cure Nail Biting and get Married!!
Meet the Mighty Jet-Boy!!
Mow them down with your very own Bike
Hey Guys! Ready for your own
hands of steel?
The Mummy Lives! – for
dreamed of building your own hovercraft?
Yeah, me neither.
here and become one with advertising goals!
Need some high performance head?
Crispy critters delivered right to your
door! Only $2.98!!!
Sally learns to play with Tommy’s
Aunt May has been kidnapped… for Twinkies!?!
T-Shirts, get your bizarre
Crumbly T-Shirts here!!!
Tired of that incessant stickiness?
Try some lube for that cube!
Anyone for some monkey flavored
And for the men, meet the New New Commander!!!
wasn’t always in! Wate-on sister, Wate-on!!!
Tommy and Sally learn the joys of Nuclear Submarine
And what’s a Nuclear Sub without a
And the most dreaded of weapons –
The Moon Blob
is coming! – Run! Run for your lives!!!
“Remember kids, no matter how much life gets you down,
just keep on dancing!
Hooray!” – Mr. Zodiac